AJourneyToParadise
Iโ€™m not going to be the girl you marry, but Iโ€™ll be the girl youโ€™ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
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the girl you wished you had (via vintage-drunk)
omg-humor:

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omg-humor:

Hi-tech but not calibrated
omg-humor.tumblr.com

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here
reashoring:

this post has got more notes in an hour than the amount of followers I’ve gotten in 3 years

reashoring:

this post has got more notes in an hour than the amount of followers Iโ€™ve gotten in 3 years

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone whoโ€™s 70% water you donโ€™t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

pricklylegs:

christinahendricks:

what did chris evans see to make him make this face

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your blog

lookingforthetruth13:

Im done. Blame me for your problems fine. Not once did I blame my problems on you.

helloihatemysketchbook:

Panic attack mantra

helloihatemysketchbook:

Panic attack mantra